Okay, okay. So I just got done mixing various things with a Rockstar Energy Drink, which is the crap I keep buying. When I was finished, I wrote down the results. I'm going to post them here for future reference and the enjoyment of others. If you mix any of these, tell me what you think in the comments. I would love to know if you like/dislike any of these odd little combos.
Rockstar + Lemon = Absolutely awful. Disguistingly awful. Never drink it. Ever.
Rockstar + MD = Burns a little, tastes like cherry smarties [or Rockets, in Canada.] I only disliked it because it burned.
Rockstar + MD + Lemon = BAD. Just awful, and very bitter, too.
Rockstar + Orange juice = Very, very sweet. An entire new flavor. I really like it. My other taste tester said it tasted like Orange Sherbert ice cream.
Rockstar + Orange juice + Lemon = It very much tastes like mixing shocktarts and sweetarts. No surprise there.
Rockstar + Orange Juice + Lemon + MD = Retains the same flavor, with more of a burn and a little less flavor.
Rockstar + Orange Juice + MD = Tart. It lacks flavor because of the Mountain Dew. I don't like it.
Good luck with all future taste testing, and if a stranger comes up to you with a glass of something and tells you to drink it, don't. It may very well be me.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
A New Recipe?
Alright, through some thorough idiocy, I have found a new delicious snack that consists of two other very delicious snacks. You might be surprised.
Bacon, the salty, greasy, delicious snack that is enjoyed by nearly everyone, everywhere..
And..
Kit-Kats. A wondrous treat consisting of a few layers of wafers and chocolate, surrounded by more chocolate.
You combine the two. You simply wrap a strip of cooked bacon around a Kit-Kat and devour it. I've found it works best with Hormel microwavable bacon. [It's pre-cooked and goes in the microwave for less than a minute, even when cooking a full pack. It's much more delicious than it sounds, I swear.]
The rich, smooth taste of the Kit-Kat mixed with the wild and unique taste of bacon blend together, making something that rivals the promise of an afterlife. I mean it.
Chocolate and bacon are two things that'll get you fat really, really, REALLY quick. So if you're looking to gain weight, this is probably most definitely a beautiful combo.
If you, my reader, ever get the guts to try such a delicious, delicious, INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS treat, comment and tell me how you like it.
~Blake
Bacon, the salty, greasy, delicious snack that is enjoyed by nearly everyone, everywhere..
And..
Kit-Kats. A wondrous treat consisting of a few layers of wafers and chocolate, surrounded by more chocolate.
You combine the two. You simply wrap a strip of cooked bacon around a Kit-Kat and devour it. I've found it works best with Hormel microwavable bacon. [It's pre-cooked and goes in the microwave for less than a minute, even when cooking a full pack. It's much more delicious than it sounds, I swear.]
The rich, smooth taste of the Kit-Kat mixed with the wild and unique taste of bacon blend together, making something that rivals the promise of an afterlife. I mean it.
Chocolate and bacon are two things that'll get you fat really, really, REALLY quick. So if you're looking to gain weight, this is probably most definitely a beautiful combo.
If you, my reader, ever get the guts to try such a delicious, delicious, INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS treat, comment and tell me how you like it.
~Blake
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